paintedprintedpaper:

I love how in the Big Bang Theory promo pictures everyone is all well-dressed and elegant

but in reality its just tshirts

And sometimes this

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happiest:

When my wifi randomly stops working it feels like I’m in a scary movie and someones cut phone wire

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kleenexorcism:

500% sure i annoy literally every person

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rabioheab:

happy birthday. we couldn’t afford to put a stripper in your cake like you wanted so instead we just put your cake in a stripper. she ate the whole thing in like 2 minutes. you should have been there. it was amazing.

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theheavyheartinthephonebooth:

blinkstolemyheart:

imagineharrypotter:

Plot twist: Only tumblr users survive the apocalypse because we were too lazy to go outside to see what was going on.

Second plot twist: We don’t realize everyone else is gone until we run out of food. We don’t really care until all the Nutella is gone.

Third plot twist: We finally all meet up because we have to repopulate the world.

Fourth plot twist: Everyone on tumblr actually gets laid.

(Source: braveponds, via em-sprott)